Green Mountain Gamers

And, ah, this happened:

”Xeno, Thy Thighs Like Thunder” An ode to Xeno, by Xeno

Thy thighs, they are like thunder,
Astride a yearning world.
That looks up, and breathless wonders,
At the penis I’ve unfurled.

Though small, but like a Titan,
In love as in his shop,
Swift roaming gnomish fingers,
You can’t bear to have them stop.

Wonders the town crier,
When his noontime page is read:
What mighty soul has fucked her,
Whom demons feared to bed?

Then faint he hears the maiden,
(though maiden she’s no more):
’Tis Xeno who just did me!
Oh, would he’d never stopped!
That little gnome’s a wonder,
When his trousers he has dropped.”